REAL BEEF. BIG CRUNCH. 4 bags for $50 · Mix your favorites
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BEEF PROTEIN. CHIP-LEVEL CRUNCH.

Move.
Crunch.
Repeat.

Your chip craving, meet real beef.
Paper-thin jerky with a crisp snap and savory seasoning. Made for the snack break you actually look forward to.

Find your flavor
REAL BEEFTHINLY SLICEDREADY TO ENJOY
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REAL BEEF.
BIG CRUNCH.
Thin. Crispy. Hard to put down.
More than muscleProtein helps build and maintain tissues throughout your body.
Make a pairingAdd fruit or whole-grain crackers for a mix of food groups.
Know your portionA 2 oz bag is the package weight. Check the label for serving details.
THE FLAVOR LINEUP

Meet your match.

Start classic, go zesty, or bring the heat.
Pick the seasoning that sounds like you.

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Keep it classic$15

Plain Jane

Classic salt and pepper let the rich beef flavor shine. Simple, savory, and thin enough to snap.

Explore this flavor NET WT. 2 OZ (57 G)
Ingredients

Beef, salt, pepper.

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Bring the zest$15

Spicy Lemon Pepper

Bright lemon, bold black pepper, and a cayenne kick. Zesty, spicy, and crispy in every bite.

Explore this flavor NET WT. 2 OZ (57 G)
Ingredients

Beef, lemon, pepper, cayenne pepper.

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Switch it up$15

Elote

Street-corn-inspired seasoning with savory onion and garlic. A little unexpected, with all the crunch you came for.

Explore this flavor NET WT. 2 OZ (57 G)
Ingredients

Beef, onion, garlic, corn.

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Turn it up$15

Fuego Takis

Bold chili heat with cayenne and red pepper. A fiery, savory crunch for anyone who likes their snacks with a kick.

Explore this flavor NET WT. 2 OZ (57 G)
Ingredients

Beef, salt, pepper, cayenne pepper, red pepper.

GET CLOSER TO THE CRUNCH

Thin chips.
Big snack energy.

Beef with a crisp bite.
A closer look at what makes us different.

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01 / THE TEXTUREEvery edge. Every crunch.
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02 / THE FLAVORBold looks good on beef.
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HOWEVER YOU LIKE TO MOVE

Your daily move.
Your next snack.

The best snack plans leave room for what you enjoy. Tuck a bag into your tote for the gap between your morning walk and lunch, a busy afternoon, or the drive home. No mixing, utensils, or meal prep required.

OPEN & ENJOYPACK IN YOUR TOTESAVORY SNACK BREAK
A LITTLE PREP. A LOT OF CRUNCH.

Pick your stash.

Go all in on your favorite.
Or keep your snack rotation interesting.

THE FLAVOR TOUR

Four bags.
Your rules.

$50Save $10

Try a little of everything, or double up on the one you already love.

THE STOCK-UP

Ten bags.
No snack gaps.

$125Save $25

For workout days, rest days, and whoever keeps asking for a bite.

YOUR FAVORITES, ON HAND

Order any quantity from 1 to 25 bags. Bundle savings are included. $5 flat US shipping per order.

Want a different amount? Pick any number from 1 to 25.

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GOOD FOOD. A LITTLE KNOW-HOW.

A little more
snack sense.

Protein is part of everyday nutrition, including on rest days. Your body uses it as a building material for muscles, skin, and other tissues—not just after exercise.

Build a snack around variety: try jerky with an apple, crunchy vegetables, or whole-grain crackers. Fruit, vegetables, and whole grains can add fiber alongside your savory bite.

Learn more: USDA MyPlate: protein foods · NIH: everyday nutrition

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GOOD QUESTIONS

Before you
dig in.

What are jerky chips?

Thin, crispy beef jerky with a chip-like crunch. A different take on the chewy jerky you may be used to.

What should I look for on a snack label?

Start with serving size, then compare protein, sodium, saturated fat, and added sugars. An ingredient list tells you what is included; the Nutrition Facts panel tells you how much is in a serving. Use the label on your finished bag for product-specific details.

Can I mix flavors in a bundle?

Yes. At checkout, enter your flavor names and quantities totaling the number of bags you are ordering. Mix your favorites however you like.

What is the total with shipping?

Choose any quantity from 1 to 25 bags. Your order automatically combines the $50 four-bag and $125 ten-bag deals with any extra $15 bags to give you the lowest total. Shipping is $5 once per order. Your total appears before checkout.

What about ingredients and allergens?

Each bag contains 2 oz (57 g) of beef jerky. Open the Ingredients section under each flavor to see what goes into it. For allergen questions, message us before ordering and check your finished bag label before eating.

How do I order?

Choose any number of bags from 1 to 25. Choose your quantity here, then go to secure Stripe checkout to enter your flavor mix and US shipping address. Include the quantity of each flavor so it matches the total bags purchased.

When will my order ship?

Orders ship within 5–8 business days after purchase. Carrier delivery time is additional. Shipping is a flat $5 per order to US addresses.

Do you accept returns or refunds?

All sales are final. We do not accept returns or offer refunds.

Need help before ordering?

Message @holycowjerkyy for ingredient questions, shipping timing, or help with your order.

All your questions, answered
YOUR NEXT LITTLE OBSESSION

A savory break.
Well deserved.

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Photo credits

Gym photograph by Jelmer Assink, used under the Unsplash License. Responsive crops and a subtle warm display filter are applied.

Food and packaging images are generated brand mockups. Actual chip shapes and seasoning coverage may vary.